See a friend said that the construction design mutual recognition of each other is not a good thing, in fact, Party A, supervision, construction, survey, design, quality inspection, drawing review and other construction engineering related units, each of them thinks that the other party’s people are not good people, without exception
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Party A’s perspective 1: the supervisor must collude with the construction and ask for money; what are you doing in the office? Go to the site and stare at the construction and deal with a woolen document
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We must cut corners in construction
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Can’t you understand the drawings? This place should be blablabla; why don’t you listen to the supervisor, why can’t you keep up with the progress? I can write the construction plan better than you
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The survey is really shameless
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It’s just a 28 story building with a basement
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The footage of a single hole is 55m? I must write more for the sake of money
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How dare you ask me for a design fee of 12 yuan per square meter by moving the mouse and keyboard in front of the computer? Are you the monkey invited Toby to make the general layout? If the labor and capital ask you to do it according to the plot ratio, you will do it
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If the labor and capital run the Planning Bureau for you in the light time, is the building a staff making business? Is it simple and generous? Can’t you understand the simple requirements of high-end foreign style? Structure you TM first reduce the steel content to 30kg / m2, and then put p; water supply and drainage you especially use such high pressure to dry eggs, why is it meaningful for air conditioning to set up a condensate water drainage system alone; why do so many electrical socket switches need to be made, one room can not be pulled down one by one, and the cable is free? HVAC has an egg to use, cancel pull down! Quality inspection has a bird to use
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Labor and capital don’t work the same whether they come or not
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Shit, they have to plug money
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MD, you can’t see such an obvious problem
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It’s shitty! Does the drawing review company want to change this place? Are they mentally handicapped? If they want to increase the money, now the budget is well reported to the company
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How can they change it! Supervision perspective 1md this project Party A and construction wear a pair of pants, this also dry a p? Hurry up, hurry up
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If you can’t catch up with the progress, it’s because you work slowly
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It’s none of my business
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Party A is about to kill the labor and capital, so the labor and capital want to ask you why the progress of construction has not been able to keep up? Why don’t our people stand by the inspection materials? Why didn’t the working face be cleaned before the construction of concrete? If you want to save trouble, do you dare to fool me when I’m a three-year-old? I want to tell you several times that the steel bar should be full tied, full tied, and can’t jump! How can you go bankrupt with one more hoop? Do you want to cut the lap length by 10 cm? It is not allowed to pour if the reinforcement has not been inspected
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You are responsible for the loss
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Who asked you to inform the mixing station to send concrete? Damn, you dare to do it with me? Wait, brother, we have something to talk about
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The survey data are all compiled by TM, and the strata are totally different from those excavated? These steps of the completion of the main part of the foundation have something to do with you
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What are you doing? How do you think of waterproof painting in the basement wall? The design is really sb
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This core area column beam adds up to more than 20 longitudinal bars
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You teach me how to do it
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Who knows how to check the quality of concrete vibration after this work? Come on, electrical
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You tell me which genius found this equipotential method
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There is no one in the atlas
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Do you understand the rules of quality inspection? Just compare the rectification list issued by labor and capital
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What else do you see? What time is it? I’m in a hurry to get off work, you know? 6
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Is drawing review going to kill the construction? gayapainfast！ Construction perspective 1 Party A, do you still dare to order Bilian? You will give me 1200 yuan per square meter for the high-rise building with more than 20 floors? Niang xipi, where do you pull the material, bean curd dregs as golden beans to sell to me? Why can’t you keep up with the progress? Why don’t you recruit people for me? When labor and capital ask you for money, please hurry up
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How can labor and capital keep up with the progress without money? MD is two days late today and has to be criticized again
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The time of labor and capital working on construction is older than your age
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It’s great to wear a white hat of supervisor? According to what I said, it’s no problem
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Don’t stick to the standard
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Otherwise, the construction period will be delayed for another day
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If Party A urges you, what will you do? I’ve done this on so many construction sites
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What happened? MD will kill you again
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How to calculate the bearing capacity of pile and why not? Damn, you couldn’t see such a big backfill pit when you surveyed it? The labor and capital have to pay for it themselves
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It’s really a beep
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4 design TM tell me how to arrange so many steel bars in this place? Even if it can be arranged properly, how can the concrete stones be poured? You are really a talent
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Have you ever seen how to do construction? You even have different concrete marks for beams and slabs? Are you blind? Tell me to put the power distribution cabinet on the community road? I’ll tell you to make a change order as I said
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Hurry up
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I’m in a hurry? What? Do you still need internal audit? If labor and capital say no problem, then no problem! 5md quality inspectors are going to get red envelopes again
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You TM haven’t seen money in your last life, have you? Do you think there’s something wrong with this place? Here, take it
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Shut up! 6
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Why am I running in the process of drawing review? Why do I have to take it to an expert for review? Do so many people in your drawing review company eat excrement in the office? It takes three or four days to examine a picture
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It’s really amazing
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Survey perspective 1 party a brother, you have the ability to use 40 meters footage to check the settlement of 28 floors? Do you have the ability to call the Ministry of construction to change the specification to say that the spacing of survey holes can be greater than 50m? If you can, I will kneel down and call you Baba now
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If you supervisors want to know something about design, I believe that you TM know how professional geotechnical engineering is, do you dare to say so? Do you understand? Tell me what kind of soil you are stepping on? What is it suitable for? Do you know why I choose end bearing pile instead of friction pile for this project? Do you know the composite foundation is not suitable for this project? You know dog P! Where did party a invite you for construction? Who told you to water and tamp after excavating the trench? MD disturbs the soil and comes to check a bird’s trough? You’re not in the water, you’re in the shit, aren’t you? What do you want me to see? Can you show me how to go down the trench? 4
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The design checking calculation says that the bearing capacity of precast pile calculated by them is higher than ours? Don’t these children know how to keep rounding? The calculation of 2680kn is based on 2500kN, of course
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Otherwise, if something goes wrong, you can count me? MD, you don’t need to invent any more, OK? I said to use silt as pile end bearing layer, that is to use silt as pile end bearing layer
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TM, if you get deeper, you need to check and calculate the weak underlying layer, OK? How can there be so many things? What is it? Can I eat it? This is the last time I went to Beijing to attend a lecture
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Professor XXX told me that they wrote this sentence
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What do you think? Who are you! Design perspective 1 beeps for the whole family of Party A
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can you tell me the level of Shanghai? Do you dare to give me the design treatment level in Shanghai? 50 yuan per square meter, three months, if you give me, labor and capital can also make the level of drawings.
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